Punishment for rape in Ancient Rome:
Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
Punishment for rape in America in 2013:
1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”